SEAN WOODLAND

Comedian, Writer

Sean Woodland began performing stand-up comedy at age 40. Since then he has forged his dream career, captivating audiences around Australia and abroad with his ‘everyman’ appeal, always a winning formula.

Sean’s material is endearingly relevant as he tells comical truths from his own varied experiences whilst also drawing on a barrage of observational funnies that are befitting of his irreverent and curious persona.

He cleverly dismantles meaningless language, shallow rituals, pretentiousness, tokenism and many other annoyances borne of popular culture.

With a joke per minute rate rarely seen on a stage, Sean Woodland is a comic that will stay with you for a while. He is one of the most sort after club and corporate performers in Australia and is not to be missed.

Not limited to the stage Sean performs in sketch comedy, is a freelance writer and author, having numerous satirical pieces published in Australian magazines and newspapers.
“ Has more than the average number of laughs up his sleeve…Do Woodland and yourself a favour and get along.” The Adelaide Advertiser

“His understated punchlines and observations will resonate for a long time” RipitUp

Tim Sheens on Sean – “He made Wayne Bennett piss himself the entire show and that’s bloody hard to do”

Sean Woodland tells jokes that makes people laugh.

• Winner ‘Quest for the Best’, Australia’s richest comedy competition.
• Winner – The iconic Crows Nest Hotel comedy competition in
• Runner-up in the nationally acclaimed Green Faces comedy competition.

Sean’s corporate and private comedy entertainment experience is diverse with a focus on sporting clubs and private events matched with a re-request rate that’s second to none!
An awesome comedian who keeps the energy flowing with a laugh per minute rate that is hard to beat.

What they say about Sean:
“Hey mate,
What a legend! Thanks so much for organising.
He was bloody crack up and was great he stuck round for a few beers.
I will definitely be recommending you and him.”
Justin Rosenberg
Office Hub.

“Hi Mark
Tried to call you earlier in the week to thank you and Sean for making our event the great event that it was, Sean was fantastic not only funny but a great bloke and mc the banter between him and Wayne (Bennett) was great, thanks again and can’t wait to get Sean back soon during our regular footy season.’’

Thanks,
Stephen Hogan
Griffith Rugby League

“Hi Mark,
Apologies for replying so late, just returned from a couple of weeks break today.
Sean was an absolute blast and had us in fits of laughter, he was fantastic.  The feedback from staff was very positive and we thoroughly enjoyed the performance.
Thank you for organising everything and to Sean for providing great entertainment.”

Kind regards,
Liljana

“Hi Mark,
The event went great! Sean was sensational, really nice guy and the crowd loved him !
Thanks again 🙂
This was my last year as Social Coordinator for Bangor, but I’ll pass on your details for future events.”
Thanks,
Chelsea Warren
Bangor Football Club

Sean performed for the 600 high end corporates, lawyers, bankers and business clients at the 25th annual Charity Lunch at the Four Seasons Hotel in Sydney, hosted by Paul Murray with Guest speaker – Noel Pearson – this is what they had to say.

“Mark

Sean was outstanding and exactly what was needed. We will look to book him for the event next year. I am happy to act as a referee if required.”

Ian
Regards,

Ian Hyman OAM CA

Chief Executive Officer

Hymans Valuers and Auctioneers

“From valuation to realisation”

Level 1, 44 Pitt Street Sydney NSW 2000

SYDNEY | MELBOURNE | BRISBANE | PERTH
T 02 8270 4411 | M 0416 151 597 | F 02 8270 4488

ianhyman@hymans.com.au

www.hymans.com.au

Hi Mark,
thanks for the follow up.
The event went fine thanks mate and Sean was great. Very entertaining and crowd loved it.
Cheers,Adam
United Wolves Football Club

“Hi Mark,
Sean was freaking amazing! Everyone was raving about him!
Great way to finish off the day.”
Kind Regards, Kirsty Lauritzen
Branch Coordinator

“Hi Mark,
I just wanted to pass on my thanks for organising Sean to perform at our “Night out from the Drought” event last Friday.  The night was an enormous success with approximately 340 people in attendance.  Everyone seemed to have a wonderful night and I’m sure it lifted spirits for at least a little while.
Sean was absolutely wonderful and we had many comments that they really enjoyed his performance and I could see lots of smiles and laughing in the crowd.  On a personal note Sean was a joy to work with and was really easy to get along with. He adapted his performance to our mixed crowd so that everyone got something out of it.  He also come along for the whole night and met and chatted to quite a few of our clients which was great.  I couldn’t recommend Sean more highly.

Thank you again for organising.”

Regards,

Amanda Lockyer

Branch Manager – Animal Health & Nutrition – Landmark Armidale
Landmark Operations Ltd (ABN 73 008 743 217), 59 Bundarra Rd, Armidale NSW 2350

Hi Mark – He was awesome!  Read the room well and performed accordingly!

He is such a nice guy!  Hopefully we can have him return again for another event one day
Thanks and Regards
Nicole Smart
Administration Manager
Mon – Thursday 9 -3pm
Optometrists Association Australia NSW

“Hi Mark
Sean was absolutely fantastic. Hugely positive feedback from the audience. Everyone was talking about it today. Thank you for your recommendation.”
Ingrid Koodrin
Deputy Principals association of NSW

“Good morning Beck!
The night was a huge success, thank you for asking.
As always Sean is obviously beyond hilarious, but he is also the most polite and humble person to deal with.
Sean is incredible and the second time seeing him was even better than the first (and I really didn’t think it could get much better)!
I can’t recommend him enough!
Please pass on my most genuine thanks on behalf of Menai Civil Contractors.
Thank you to yourselves as well for spending the time and effort you did to provide such a fantastic service. 😊

Kind Regards,”
Sarah Fahey

“Hi Mark,
Sean was great last night, really entertaining and had the whole room in laughter!
Thank you so much for arranging.
Have a great day,”
Sam

Sam Waddell  | Events Manager

Hamilton Island, Great Barrier Reef Australia | PO Box 148, Hamilton Island QLD 4803
T (07) 4948 9738 (ext 89738) | www.hamiltonisland.com.au

“Hi Mark,
I hope you had a great weekend.
You will be pleased (although not at all surprised) to hear that Sean’s show was great. We all enjoyed his performance and everyone I spoke to during the course of the night commented on how much they enjoyed him (although given the laughter it was very obvious they did).  To top it off he’s a really nice guy and both Paul and I felt comfortable with Sean immediately. I hope the feeling was mutual.
All the best and I’ll be in touch next time I need a comedian. Maybe my 60th !!”
Cheers and thanks again, Pat

60th Party held at The Styene Manly 3/8/19

“The event went well on Friday night.
Sean seems like a great bloke and was easy to work with. All the feedback I have received so far regarding Sean has been positive. I’d like to thank Sean and yourself for your assistance in making the event a success. I would happily work with both of you again for future events.
Thanks again”

Sean Mantle.

Cricket Australia

Kev

Kevin Poilly
Events and Protocol Supervisor

“Hi Mark,
Sean was excellent and we had a great night, thanks. Please pass on our gratitude.
Regards,
Andrew Findlay”

Managing Director
Antipodes Partners Limited

“Hi Mark,
In the most sincere and genuine way I could possibly say this; Sean was FANTASTIC!
He was not only hilarious, and had the audience in stitches, but he was so down to earth and just a generally awesome guy!
On all accounts he exceeded expectations and put smiles and laughs on the faces of everyone in attendance. We have not had one bad review, only inquiries about where they can hire him also. It is a credit to him and his talent, and we could not recommend him enough to each and every person looking for an incredible laugh!
We cannot thank him enough for elevating the mood from an already positive high, to well beyond incredible.Without hesitation, I can honestly say we will be using Sean’s services again.  Thank you so very much for recommending him to us!
Kind Regards,

Sarah Fahey

“Good morning Beck!
The night was a huge success, thank you for asking.
As always Sean is obviously beyond hilarious, but he is also the most polite and humble person to deal with.
Sean is incredible and the second time seeing him was even better than the first (and I really didn’t think it could get much better)!
I can’t recommend him enough!
Please pass on my most genuine thanks on behalf of Menai Civil Contractors.
Thank you to yourselves as well for spending the time and effort you did to provide such a fantastic service. 😊

Kind Regards,”
Sarah Fahey

Menai Civil Contractors Pty Ltd
PO Box 862 INGLEBURN NSW 1890
Ph 02 9605 2222
Fax 02 9605 2450
www.menaicivil.com.au

“Hi Mark,
SEAN was amazing!!! !! 😊
He was great in connecting with his target audience!!!”
ANZ Customer Thank You Event
Joe Martin – ANZ Tamworth Branch Manager

Yes all went well! Sean was well received and everyone is giving me nothing but positive feedback.
Thank you again so much for helping me at such short notice.
Kind regards,

DENNE JAMES
EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT

“He was fantastic mate,
Very funny bloke, got great response from all there plus he’s a top bloke so huge thanks for this, was a great day. Definitely get him back”
Danny Whittaker – National Business Manager

www.mclabour.com.au
“Hello Mark,
Thank you for the email.
The conference was great, Sean did a fabulous job and we are extremely happy.”
Kind Regards,
Rachel Layt
Marketing & Event Coordinator

“Sean was great and the night was enjoyed by all.
Thanks to you and him”

Regards Leigh Furnari

“Hey Mark – Sean was great! He was sensational. Great to deal with, super nice bloke, and …. funny as F#%K! And…..post party everyone raved about him to me telling me how great they thought he was! So a great night was had by all!!!

Must say though – a big sincere thankyou to you for making it all so easy too. A vague idea and plan in the back of my head turned into a great event after just a simple email enquiry. Right from the start your responsiveness and lovely and professional attitude made what could have been a stress fest, just so easy. With all the other stuff that goes into planning a big party – this was a godsend!!

Again – a big thanks to you both and be sure to pass on my well wishes and praise to Sean won’t you.”
Kindest,
Leigh Scurr – 50th Birthday Party Queanbeyan Hotel 24th June 2017

“Sean was excellent… Very down to earth, put on a great show for my dad’s 50th – it made the night. I had so many of our guests saying how great he was which also made me very happy that they all had an enjoyable night! He had them all in tears… Would recommend him to anyone looking for a comedian. Top guy!” – Renee

“Sean was outstanding, did a really good job engaging the audience. His content is good, he is not crude and our audience found him hilariously funny. I’d have no hesitation in getting him back.” – Brad

60th Birthday in a private home. Sean was rebooked after he did another mates 50th Party.

“Imagine walking into a room of 20 strangers at a dinner in someone’s home and then making them laugh, non-stop, for 60 minutes. That’s 60 minutes of great standup from a cold start. I wouldn’t have thought it possible but this guy Sean Woodland did it last night. I watch a fair bit of comedy and have to say this guy is really good, though I’d never heard his name. Can definitely recommend for any event, large or small. Topics include parenting, animals, children, marriage. A very funny guy.”
Sholto Macpherson

“Sean was great very accommodating and easy to get on with There is usually a lull in most parties when things start to taper off but not ours While he was doing his thing Sean had everyone’s attention
I would not hesitate in having Sean back again” – Jeff

“Sean was great, funny, witty and very appropriate. My friend Antony loved it! Very successful present” –Sara

“All of the guests had commented that it was the best performance that we have had so far, so you can pass that on to him from us all. You will be hearing from us again for next Christmas.” Thanks Genele

“Sean engaged the audience from the start, and left them laughing until it hurt” – Paul

“Thanks for the excellent performance at the Launceston Football Club Grand Final Breakfast. All feedback was how good your performance was, brilliantly funny and topical. Would happily recommend.”
• Darrin

“Sean was absolutely awesome. First time we have had a comedian at the event and everybody loved him. It was a very funny show. We look forward to using you guys again down the track.” Cheers, Rob

“Thanks very much to all involved in the Stand Up Comedians team, for helping us organise our events. A very professional outfit to deal with and made the whole process very easy.

Sean Woodland was fantastic to have in our remote construction camps. All 3 nights of entertainment was well received by the workforce and our client has very appreciative, with the morale boost for the camp residents. Sean was extremely funny, even making people fall of chairs with laughter!!

We will be in touch for future events! Thanks once again.”
Regards,
Tristan

We couldn’t have been more happy with Sean….everybody loved it, his casual, laid back, ‘every-day sort of guy’ won everyone over.  I’ve had nothing but fabulous feedback from the staff.  It was a great finish to a very busy term here at school.

I’ve said to Sean, if he sends me any flyers or promotional material, I’d be more than happy to distribute. And apart from his act, what a lovely guy.  Please pass onto Sean my thanks.”

Kind regards Carolyn

“Sean was spot on! Absolutely the most friendly bloke. His show required turning up to a private house, nothing provided, for a small bucks party of about a dozen guys that had been drinking for 2 days……. And he smashed it, no warm up needed, and had us all laughing out loud. Don’t know how he does it. “

Cheers,
Ryan

“The event went very well. We had about 120 there in a good mood and Sean hit the mark with his routine.
Thanks very much for your help.”
Kevin

“Sean was great- had no idea what to expect as no one had ever heard of him, but many of the guests actually said he was probably better than the other celebrity comedian as they had no pre-conceived expectations- you could actually put yourself in the same situation as many of his jokes!
The event was an overwhelming success. Thanks for all your help, and until next time!!”

Leigh

“The event was a huge success and we can attribute a lot of that to Sean. He helped set the tone for the rest of the night. Everyone was in such a good mood after listening to him, making them feel even more generous when putting their hand in their pocket.
We are hosting another even next year and am hoping to get Sean back….people asked for him.” Adam

“Sean hit the mark with the audience, There was lots of laughing from the audience and as an organisation we are really happy that we went with the idea of having a stand-up comedian.
Sean was able to engage and read the audience well to ensure that his act hit the mark 
Sean did really well for an event that he probably has not been exposed to before. We had 41 people from the community and 12 staff present Great doing business with you!!” Cheers Merryl

“Thank you for arranging for Sean to perform at our annual golf day.
His performance was very, very good and helped turn a great day of golf in to a full day of fun.
Will happily use Sean again at some of our other functions.” Regards Jeff

“Thank you for your services, Sean was excellent. He was very professional both on and off the stage. With the crowd ranging from teens to senior citizens everyone had a lot of fun and a lot of laughs. Very glad we booked Sean would definitely recommend him to others” Kind regards, Stephanie

“Friday went off without a hitch. A fantastic time was had by all thank you very much, just a pity about the weather.
Simon was a wonderful host and Sean performed brilliantly, despite the awkward layout. See you same time next year! Best Regards, Gavin

Hi Mark,
Sean was great, everyone thought he was funny and said what a great idea it was to get a comedian for entertainment.
He made the whole room laugh and got a huge applause at the end.
Thanks so much for all your help and I will definitely recommend your company to our friends and colleagues.
I was an awesome night, John got totally pissed and I had to drag him off the dance floor.
Thanks once again.
 Joumana Kalach-Warda    On John’s 50th Party”

“It was my mission to send a thank you to you & Sean!
We loved his performance!
Only wish we had no children around & more time.
He was very easy to get along with & fitted in with our group.
We had a great night.
Thank you .
Regards,
Kathy”

“Sean was great thank you so much! Very funny and we will definitely keep you in mind for future events.
Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Warmest Regards,
Alice
Marketing “

“Great, everyone had fun, really nice guy and easy to talk to. Would recommend to anyone.
Well worth it.”
Grant

The night went very well and Sean’s preformance was exactly what we needed. He really engaged the audience and had them laughing throughout the show.Many people gave me positive feedback following the night. Please convey to Sean our thanks for a job well done.
We have no hesitation in recommending Sean for similar events.”
Kind regards
Dave Palmer

“Hi Mark – Yes I have spoken to the people that attend the golf day and they all enjoyed Sean, they said he was great. I’m glad as I picked him.”
Thanks again”
Michelle

“Thanks for following up. It was great to meet Sean. Everyone had a fabulous time. His content and delivery was spot on. People are still talking about it!
Many thanks to Jasmine, Mark and you.  We will be in touch again”
Marika

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